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We Stole Hip Hop EP

by Benjiphonik

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We Stole Hip Hop 03:17
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We stole Hip Hop “This is a story of grand theft autio” There’s a bald white dude, and he’s grabbin’ a beat – out on the street You’d never know this guy was a thief! But he’s doin’ it right, tight grooves on the record The White-Beat-Thief’s on the street… CHECK IT!!! We Stole Hip Hop Oh Lord, bless my soul Y’all get down to the beat we stole Get wild, loose control Dance all night to the rock-n-roll We Stole Hip Hop “Dope beats will now drop at 10 meters per secont” He’s getting’ down to the Underground All the rhythms and rhymes and the beats and the sound He’ll steal it all, jazz, blues, and Motown The White-Beat-Thief’s on the streets of yo-town We Stole Hip Hop Oh Lord, bless my soul Y’all get down to the beat we stole Get wild, loose control Dance all night to the rock-n-roll We Stole Hip Hop Everybody get down You ain’t gonna catch me now Everybody get down You ain’t gonna catch me We Stole Hip Hop Not gonna party ROCK anymore Not gonna Hip Hop SHOCK anymore Fed up with this rhythm ‘cause this rhythm wont POP-Lock anymore Y’all wanna beat this clown, take his crown, make him frown, BUT – He’s gonna wreck this party ‘til Y’all start gettin’ down We Stole Hip Hop Everybody get down You ain’t gonna catch me now Everybody get down You ain’t gonna catch me We Stole Hip Hop Everybody get down You ain’t gonna catch me now Everybody get down You ain’t gonna catch me We Stole Hip Hop
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Rock Block Party 03:03
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Rock Block Party It ain’t no 1520 Sedgwick Avenue But we gonna party rock it, just like Kool Hurc would do Grnadmaster cuttin’ wax, Flash cut me through and through It’s time ta take it to the streets I got that feelin’ like I’m fallin’ through the floor It’s got me hungry now I’m comin’ back for more So many people that we’re knockin’ in the doors It’s time we take it to the streets Rock Block Party (x4) Rock Block Party Non-stop Party Gonna take the party out into the streets Rock Block Party Back in the Burnin’ Bronx, we got that Zulu He got that Planet Rock, know how Bambaataa do You hear that primal sound, it’s comin’ after you It’s time ta take it to the streets I got that feelin’ like I’m fallin’ through the floor It’s got me hungry, now I’m comin’ back for more So many people that we’re knockin’ in the doors It’s time we take it to the streets Rock Block Party (x4) Rock Block Party Non-stop Party Gonna take the party out into the streets Rock Block Party The West Coast brought it with that G-Funk thang Hoopties rollin’ low with that G-Funk swang While up in the Bay bells began to ring Where Humpty, Tu Pac, and Hammer were king The rock bands took it and they turned it around They put a little metal in that hiphop sound And every culture since has begun to expound Upon the party that was started in the Bronx Rock Block Party I got that feelin’ like I’m fallin’ through the floor It’s got me hungry, now I’m comin’ back for more So many people that we’re knockin’ in the doors It’s time we take it to the streets Rock Block Party (x4) Rock Block Party Non-stop Party Gonna take the party out into the streets Rock Block Party
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Braggadocious Rhyme 03:05
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My riggittie-rhymes are so fast they call me Super Sonic Your rhymes are so slow, can’t keep up with Benjiphonik My music is dope, they callin’ it The Chronic Your music’s a joke, man, they call it Milk –n-Tonic My beats are so phat they call me Master Blaster Your Beats are so flat they call you Hiphop Disaster Come on it’s time for a braggadocious rhyme My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka My lickettie-look is so funky they call me Super Fly You look like a junkie they call you Family Guy My style is off the hook they call me Rap-Delicious Your style is in the book its listed “Rapper Unambitious” My grooves are so fresh they call me Bollywood Bionic Your grooves are Bangladesh, third world to Benjiphonik Come on it’s time for a braggadocious rhyme My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka MC You show me yours, and I’m-a-show you mine My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka My momma said you’re a sucka MC Your rap is suboptimal, anyone can see That your style’s gone flat, your beat’s not phat You-ain’t rockin’ no Adidas or a Kango hat Time to learn from a pro, a true rhyme master The Super Sonic, Benjiphonik, Master Blaster You’re a sucka MC, a rap disasta Riggittie-rhyme ya ta the ground then I’ll put ya out ta pasture Come on it’s time for a braggadocious rhyme My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka MC You show me yours, and I’m-a-show you mine My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka
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Future Wife 03:05
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I got a hoopty, it goes 0 ta 10 But it gets me where I’m goin’ every now and then Dressed so fresh rollin’ up to the spot All the ladies out front say, “That dude’s a Have Not!” See the Haves have money and the Nots got bunk I don’t even got the speakers goin’ boom in the trunk All I wanna do is rap a rhyme to the crowd But at the door they say, “No bald-geek-rappers allowed.” I say, “Yo, that Bald-Geek-Sucks!” Then they spin me around, kick my butt, and throw me in the muck I say, “I get the point, dude, I’m not gonna win.” But I sneak around the back and find another way in Often wrong, but never in doubt Such a messed up beautiful life Let’s get busy in the club tonight Gonna meet my future wife Up in the club everybody’s so fly I strut like a player thinkin. “I’m that type of guy.” The bass goes boom and the beat cold drops I see my future wife and my heart… stops I look at her and she looks at me In my heart I know exactly how our life is gonna be So I walk up with all that savoir-faire I even put a shake into my derriere I smile at her and she smiles back I start to dance… and cold get hijacked Often wrong, but never in doubt Such a messed up beautiful life Let’s get busy in the club tonight Gonna meet my future wife First I feel a push, the push becomes a shove I turn and there’s a giant staring down from up above He’s lookin’ at my girl My future Misses World I see their matching ring and them my heart begins to swirl Turns out my wife’s a Wife to the Giant and his shoves Here up in the club, lookin’ down from up above I came to rock the party, find a wife, and drop a beat Instead I hang my head a rhythm-soldier in defeat Somebody knocks me hard I turn and see a face A radiant Madonna and my heart begins to race I’d never seen a vision of such beauty in my life Yo… she could be my future wife Often wrong, but never in doubt Such a messed up beautiful life Let’s get busy in the club tonight Gonna meet my future wife
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Ain't Nothin' Wrong 03:17
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There’s a story that was started and it’s way down South Where the Mississippi river starts to open its mouth A story that was seasoned by the pain of the plow Cut’s so hard and deep that we’re still feelin’ it now If you aint got nothin’ then there’s nothin’ to loose You take that empty feelin’ and you called it the Blues With songs about crossroads and sellin’ you soul That would give birth to hiphop and rock-n-roll Aint nothin’ wrong with a little bit of gospel in the song Aint nothin’ wrong with spittin’ rhymes The lights are bright and the getdown’s on tonight Sit back and have a good time Caught between the rhythm and the rhymes Life inside the delta brought the rhythm in Blues You can feel that funky rhythm from your head to your shoes One part gospel, the other part soul Add a boom-bat beat and it never gets old You wouldn’t have Jazz if there wasn’t the Blues You wouldn’t have country or rock to choose You wouldn’t have hiphop spittin’ that ill Everybody in the party it’s time ta chill Aint nothin’ wrong with a little bit of gospel in the song Aint nothin’ wrong with spittin’ rhymes The lights are bright and the getdown’s on tonight Sit back and have a good time Caught between the rhythm and the rhymes Aint nothin’ wrong with a little bit of gospel in the song Aint nothin’ wrong with spittin’ rhymes The lights are bright and the getdown’s on tonight Sit back and have a good time Caught between the rhythm and the rhymes

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Join Benjiphonik on a musical journey that will take you into the heart of old school Hip Hop, Rock, Blues, and BEYOND!!!

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released November 5, 2019

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Benjiphonik Riverside, California

Benjiphonik is here to give the world just what it’s been longing for: a bald, skinny, dude with hair horns, stealin’ beats and spittin’ rhymes! Two time Blizzcon Award winning songwriter and performer, Linkin Park opener, and renowned cookie-baking raconteur, Ben ‘Benjiphonik’ Stewart has embarked on an alternative rock & Hip Hop journey that may just save your life… ... more

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