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A Very Benji Christmas

by Benjiphonik

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Join Benjiphonik on an EPIC Holiday adventure where he almost gets into a brawl with Santa and learns the true meaning of Christmas.

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A VERY BENJI CHRISTMAS

Christmas is the time of year when all the girls n’ boys
Dream about a world that’s filled with happiness n’ joy
Christmas
It’s that time of the year everybody getting’ high on Christmas cheer
Christmas
Everybody gets along when your singin’ all together to a Christmas song

Christmas is that time of the year
Everybody getting’ high on Holiday cheer

December 24th, I needed a gift
Drivin’ real fast with that Tokyo drift
When a red Corvette took my spot and I thought
I’m-ona get into a fight in a shoppin’ mall parkin’ lot
Dude jumped out, man, he was fly
Had a red suede suit with a sparkle in his eye
He said “I am a man of a saintly persuasion.”
“An’ I need a little help with some home invasions.”
Holy Nutcrackers! It was Santa Claus, G
An’ he said, “I need an MC ta ride with me.”
So I jumped right in and Santa gave me the business
“Tonight you’re gonna learn the true meaning of Christmas.”

Christmas is the time of year when all the girls n’ boys
All the girls and the boys
Dream about a world that’s filled with happiness n’ joy
Happiness an’ Joy
Christmas
It’s that time of the year everybody getting’ high on Christmas cheer
Christmas
Everybody gets along when your singin’ all together in a Christmas song

Christmas is that time of the year
Everybody getting’ high on Holiday cheer

He said, “Benji, can I give ya just a little advice.”
“It ain’t about the presents or the pumpkin spice.”
“It’s about a baby, wrapped in cloth.”
“Lying in a manger, that’s an animal trough.”
“The Baby brought a crazy kind of message of LOVE.”
“An’ the angels got to singin’ up in Heaven above.”
“A terrestrial gift with a celestial sign.”
“Spreading grace and good will towards all of mankind.”
I said, “Wait! What about the tree an’ the lights.”
“An’ the mistletoe hung, an’ the kissin’ all night!”
He said, “Yeah! It’s about that too.”
“But it can mean somethin’ different to me and to you.”

Christmas is the time of year when all the girls n’ boys
All the girls and the boys
Dream about a world that’s filled with happiness n’ joy
Happiness an’ Joy
Christmas
It’s that time of the year everybody getting’ high on Christmas cheer
Christmas
Everybody gets along when your singin’ all together to a Christmas song
Christmas
It’s that time of the year everybody getting’ high on Christmas cheer
Christmas
Everybody gets along when your singin’ all together in a Christmas song

Yeah, Christmas is that time of the year
Everybody getting’ high on Christmas cheer
Yo, Christmas is that time of the year
Everybody getting’ high on Christmas cheer

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released November 2, 2020

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Benjiphonik Riverside, California

Benjiphonik is here to give the world just what it’s been longing for: a bald, skinny, dude with hair horns, stealin’ beats and spittin’ rhymes! Two time Blizzcon Award winning songwriter and performer, Linkin Park opener, and renowned cookie-baking raconteur, Ben ‘Benjiphonik’ Stewart has embarked on an alternative rock & Hip Hop journey that may just save your life… ... more

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