Name: Braggadocious Rhyme
Duration: P00H03M05S
Description: Benjiphonik may just be the best rapper in the known universe... or maybe he isn't? Either way the dude's a legend in his own mind, and he's gonna tell you why.

Braggadocious Rhyme

from We Stole Hip Hop EP by Benjiphonik

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Benjiphonik may just be the best rapper in the known universe... or maybe he isn't? Either way the dude's a legend in his own mind, and he's gonna tell you why.

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My riggittie-rhymes are so fast they call me Super Sonic
Your rhymes are so slow, can’t keep up with Benjiphonik
My music is dope, they callin’ it The Chronic
Your music’s a joke, man, they call it Milk –n-Tonic
My beats are so phat they call me Master Blaster
Your Beats are so flat they call you Hiphop Disaster

Come on it’s time for a braggadocious rhyme
My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka

My lickettie-look is so funky they call me Super Fly
You look like a junkie they call you Family Guy
My style is off the hook they call me Rap-Delicious
Your style is in the book its listed “Rapper Unambitious”
My grooves are so fresh they call me Bollywood Bionic
Your grooves are Bangladesh, third world to Benjiphonik

Come on it’s time for a braggadocious rhyme
My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka MC
You show me yours, and I’m-a-show you mine
My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka

My momma said you’re a sucka MC
Your rap is suboptimal, anyone can see
That your style’s gone flat, your beat’s not phat
You-ain’t rockin’ no Adidas or a Kango hat
Time to learn from a pro, a true rhyme master
The Super Sonic, Benjiphonik, Master Blaster
You’re a sucka MC, a rap disasta
Riggittie-rhyme ya ta the ground then I’ll put ya out ta pasture

Come on it’s time for a braggadocious rhyme
My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka MC
You show me yours, and I’m-a-show you mine
My Momma said you’re a sucka MC, My Momma said you’re a sucka

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from We Stole Hip Hop EP, track released August 13, 2019

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Benjiphonik Riverside, California

Benjiphonik is here to give the world just what it’s been longing for: a bald, skinny, dude with hair horns, stealin’ beats and spittin’ rhymes! Two time Blizzcon Award winning songwriter and performer, Linkin Park opener, and renowned cookie-baking raconteur, Ben ‘Benjiphonik’ Stewart has embarked on an alternative rock & Hip Hop journey that may just save your life… ... more

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