I got a hoopty, it goes 0 ta 10
But it gets me where I’m goin’ every now and then
Dressed so fresh rollin’ up to the spot
All the ladies out front say, “That dude’s a Have Not!”
See the Haves have money and the Nots got bunk
I don’t even got the speakers goin’ boom in the trunk
All I wanna do is rap a rhyme to the crowd
But at the door they say, “No bald-geek-rappers allowed.”
I say, “Yo, that Bald-Geek-Sucks!”
Then they spin me around, kick my butt, and throw me in the muck
I say, “I get the point, dude, I’m not gonna win.”
But I sneak around the back and find another way in

Often wrong, but never in doubt
Such a messed up beautiful life
Let’s get busy in the club tonight
Gonna meet my future wife

Up in the club everybody’s so fly
I strut like a player thinkin. “I’m that type of guy.”
The bass goes boom and the beat cold drops
I see my future wife and my heart… stops
I look at her and she looks at me
In my heart I know exactly how our life is gonna be
So I walk up with all that savoir-faire
I even put a shake into my derriere
I smile at her and she smiles back
I start to dance… and cold get hijacked

Often wrong, but never in doubt
Such a messed up beautiful life
Let’s get busy in the club tonight
Gonna meet my future wife

First I feel a push, the push becomes a shove
I turn and there’s a giant staring down from up above
He’s lookin’ at my girl
My future Misses World
I see their matching ring and them my heart begins to swirl
Turns out my wife’s a Wife to the Giant and his shoves
Here up in the club, lookin’ down from up above
I came to rock the party, find a wife, and drop a beat
Instead I hang my head a rhythm-soldier in defeat
Somebody knocks me hard
I turn and see a face
A radiant Madonna and my heart begins to race
I’d never seen a vision of such beauty in my life
Yo… she could be my future wife

Often wrong, but never in doubt
Such a messed up beautiful life
Let’s get busy in the club tonight
Gonna meet my future wife