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Are you a tough cookie? Well, Benjiphonik sure isn't, and he's gonna tell you all about it.

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I’m Not Hard – Yo, I’m soft like a kitten, loose the dogs on me I’m a cry when I’m bitten
I’m Not Hard – I can’t roll with the G’s, I’m a lily skinned white boy shakin’ at the knees
I’m Not Hard – I never shot a gat, never chased nobody with a baseball bat
I’m Not Hard – I can’t live like a thug, at the end of the day I just wanna give hugs

This boy ain’t hard
I never said I was hard
Ain’t pullin’ cards
I ain’t pullin’ no cards
Thinks he’s a star
I’m gonna be a big star
He’s trippin,
I’m gonna drive a big car
He’s trippin’ hard

I’m Not Hard – I ain’t a stickup kid, I got awards as a kid for the stories I did
I’m Not Hard – I’m not fly with the Honey’s, I’m a broke white joke, I don’t even make money
I’m Not Hard – I never jacked no ride, I like warm fuzzy things ‘cause I’m soft inside
I’m Not Hard – I never took no toke, but I did watch Cheech & Chong, Up In Smoke

This boy ain’t hard
I never said I was hard
Ain’t pullin’ cards
I ain’t pullin’ no cards
Thinks he’s a star
I’m gonna be a big star
He’s trippin,
I’m gonna drive a big car
He’s trippin’,
I’m on-a get real far
He’s trippin’,
I never said I was hard
Lord, he’s trippin’ hard

I got mouths to feed, a wife and 3 cats, ya I said 3 cats, ‘cause I’m crazy like that
A mortgage to pay, I’m doin’ all right, takin’ friends to the movies on a Saturday night
I’m Not Hard – those cats, my friends, my wife, the good Lord Blessed – gave meaning to life
So I take it all in, turn the blessing to sound, gonna drop that bass, y’all, spread it around

This boy ain’t hard
I never said I was hard
Ain’t pullin’ cards
I ain’t pullin’ no cards
Thinks he’s a star
I’m gonna be a big star
He’s trippin,
I’m gonna drive a big car
He’s trippin’,
I’m on-a get real far
He’s trippin’,
I never said I was hard
Lord, he’s trippin’ hard

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from Omega Funk 10​,​000 EP, released September 9, 2020

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Benjiphonik Riverside, California

Benjiphonik is here to give the world just what it’s been longing for: a bald, skinny, dude with hair horns, stealin’ beats and spittin’ rhymes! Two time Blizzcon Award winning songwriter and performer, Linkin Park opener, and renowned cookie-baking raconteur, Ben ‘Benjiphonik’ Stewart has embarked on an alternative rock & Hip Hop journey that may just save your life… ... more

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